Maserati, your marketing team sucks. How could you even attempt to pass off such a corny theme and campy song.
I guess since your "last to the party" with your SUV it's sort of expected. Do we really need yet another one in the marketplace?
Looks like need is not what one thinks when shopping for a luxury performance SUV.
It looks like an unholy union between a Porsche Cayenne and a Nissan Rogue! Fittingly so, as Maserati is obviously following Porsche's footsteps by producing a proverbial cash-cow.
How much Chrysler is really in there? Hmmm... It sits on a Jeep Grand Cherokee chassis and will be produced - hold on - GASP - on the same assembly line in Michigan.
The grill is all Quattroporte and Grand Turismo, but I swear those headlamps were stolen off some teenager's Civic.
Will it be fast? Most likely. The V8 is confirmed, and a V12 rumored.
Will it sell? I guess we'll see. Anyone else in mood for a sub-14 mpg ride?
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