Another reason why Fiats, plywood, and the British should never be left unsupervised...
Showing posts with label useless. Show all posts
Showing posts with label useless. Show all posts
Maserati Kubang - Official video
Maserati, your marketing team sucks. How could you even attempt to pass off such a corny theme and campy song.
Absolutely Useless #11
Maybe not completely useless, but useless enough that I couldn't file it anywhere else.
This guy has blended the unthinkable - A Smartank? Econo-tread? Smart-mobile?
I guess without an open field it wouldn't be as fun...
Absolutely Useless #10
We haven't done an absolutely useless in a while. So what better way to resurrect a classic theme by defiling and otherwise stellar vehicle with some light wheels.
And when I mean light, I mean LED lights. There is no practical use for this other than to garner attention from 16 year old girls, rappers, and of course police.
10 points for the balls it takes to drive this. Minus 100 points for doing it to a BMW.
NOT the car to use if you have outstanding warrants...
ATV Subaru Impreza STI
So. You have a spare STi motor laying around. Let's say you also have a quad frame you found in the back of your workshop. Add in a healthy dose of skill and ingenuity. And oh yeah, plenty of spare time.
What do you get? If your lucky, you'll get a ridiculously useless vehicle that will bring a smile to your face every time you take it for a ride.
Bentley Ice Record
A Bentley convertible. On ice. With a parachute. Sorry, as cool as this could be, it SHOULD be filed under absolutely useless.
Absolutely Useless File - #6
This almost didn't qualify for the useless file. Simply because of the trailer hitch.
You would definitely be the most original tow vehicle at the next track day.
Fortunately, the two-tone paint scheme assured it's proper classification as COMPLETELY USELESS.
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Absolutely Useless File - #4
I'm somewhat impressed by the creativity. It's a Fauxlorean.
I suspect a deft PhotoShop hand, what are your thoughts?
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Absolutely Useless File - #3
No, this guy did not snap an upper control arm. No, his shock tower didn't fail and pop through his speaker cover. It's called "Demon Camber" and is all the rage in Japan; and of course, now making an impact in California. If what you mean by impact is your kidney colliding with your collar bone.
Absolutely Useless File - #2
Really? A hot car in hot pink is NOT a hot idea.
NOT a photoshop job (sadly). ACTUAL sighting!
That's right! Audi's Exclusive program will let you build the most hideous combination that your heart desires and your checkbook can withstand. You too can defile an example of automotive artwork for your own egotistical desires for a fee. A large fee. Obviously not large enough.
From the absolutely useless file:
The question is-what is the practical application for a '80's Vette in camo?
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